"… it can't

"… it can’t be the alcohol/pot/heroin/ice/daterapepills. I can totally usually drink 3 bottles of scotch, 4 glasses of wine and 2 long island ice teas and polish off a nice dessert of hash cookies while sitting in an opium den while running a methamphetamine infusion JUST FOR KICKS.
no, seriously"

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