Alien Probe

Patient comes in to the ER with this chief complaint: “I saw a flying saucer land in the desert and I have been abducted. I think they put an alien probe inside my body and I want it taken out! Do you think my insurance will cover it?”

ER doctor answers: “I don’t know about the insurance but I can tell you that you need to go to (mentions name of a nearby hospital) because they have a special machine there that will take out that probe. We don’t have that kind of machine here!”

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