I pooped and I can’t get up!

Woman calls in to the ER, “I was at your ER earlier. I have a problem – I pooped all over myself and didn’t know it”.

Me, “Did you have diarrhea?”

Patient, “No, but I got a shot of toradol several hours ago…what should I do?”

Me, “Call back if it happens again.”

I guess the only reason we’re here in the ER is to wipe your butt for you!

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