Woman calls in to the ER, “I was at your ER earlier. I have a problem – I pooped all over myself and didn’t know it”.
Me, “Did you have diarrhea?”
Patient, “No, but I got a shot of toradol several hours ago…what should I do?”
Me, “Call back if it happens again.”
I guess the only reason we’re here in the ER is to wipe your butt for you!