I was Drunk at the Time

EMS unit gets called for patient with chest pain around 1130pm, a frequent flier meets unit at the curb smoking a cigarette.

As he gets into the truck EMT asks, “On a 10 scale, how bad is the pain?”

Pt:”I don’t think I understand.”

EMT: “Well, what’s the worst thing you’ve ever felt?”

Pt: “That would probably be the time when I broke both my feet and both my ankles at the same time.”

EMT: “Well, does this feel better or worse than that?”

Pt: ” I don’t rightly know, I was drunk at the time.”

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