Treasure Trove of Things!

A 600lbs ‘woman’ was brought in by fire fighters (they cut her out of her house) complaining of back pain. In the ER we almost never bathe patients, but she smelt like a dead bear covered in mayonnaise so we made an exception. While bathing her, we found an inhaler under one of her rolls and a subway stamp card between the crack of her ass.

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