Jan 13, 2013
ERtards

Bleach to the Feet

Male patient came in to ER with c/c of chemical burns on feet. Turns out he had athletes foot and tried to get rid of it by soaking his feet in bleach.

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  • Seems legit (39)
  • Kind of fishy (1)
  • Fake (1)

2 Comments

  • did the guy not realize tht bleach is not the best thing to get on ur skin? what a dunce

  • I’m a bit ashamed to say that I dated a man who actually tried this. Two things make me feel slightly better about it: He diluted the bleach (somewhat), and he did it before he met me. In the meantime, to this day he’s waging a battle with his nose hair because he believes it’s trapping allergens that are aggravating his allergies because they’re staying trapped in his nose hair. His logic is telling him he’ll be far less susceptible to allergies without the nose hair and he refused to believe he’d be worse off without it. Someday he’ll be back in a doctor’s office causing facepalms again.

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Most Votes

Seems legit

  1. Hey, there is something in my scrotum! (518)
  2. Are You Diabetic? (317)
  3. Hygiene First! (302)
  4. I'm pregnant, I think! (268)
  5. A dang hangnail? (209)
  6. Can you check these bumps? (175)
  7. A Shocking Ending (169)
  8. My wife, uh, has worms (163)
  9. Help me, I'm homeless (158)
  10. Patient is in "stable" condition (151)
  11. Peeping Psych (148)
  12. Let the Lord Heal Your Baby (145)
  13. Yummy! (141)
  14. I pooped and I can't get up! (133)
  15. It's a Mall Emergency! (130)
  16. Allergic to Tylenol (121)
  17. Broken Rubber (119)
  18. Morphine Doesn't Help (110)
  19. Yup, You're Preggers (108)
  20. Airplane vs. Nose (108)

Kind of fishy

  1. Patient's Boot (43)
  2. I'm pregnant, I think! (42)
  3. Sorry, I had to mow the lawn (39)
  4. Hey, there is something in my scrotum! (38)
  5. Patient is in "stable" condition (33)
  6. Cash or Credit? (31)
  7. Kentucky Jelly (30)
  8. My wife, uh, has worms (25)
  9. Broken Rubber (23)
  10. Job Well Done (22)
  11. Airplane vs. Nose (21)
  12. Are You Diabetic? (20)
  13. Peeping Psych (18)
  14. Fresh Breath (18)
  15. Chief complaint: Pine Sol (17)
  16. Super Duper! (17)
  17. Bedpost Toy (17)
  18. Help me, I'm homeless (16)
  19. Let the Lord Heal Your Baby (16)
  20. I need to get into my house! (16)

Fake

  1. Kentucky Jelly (605)
  2. Sorry, I had to mow the lawn (561)
  3. Patient is in "stable" condition (250)
  4. When's Your Birthday? (107)
  5. Contraceptive Jelly (93)
  6. They Done Named Her (91)
  7. Spoon in the Ass (75)
  8. Job Well Done (71)
  9. Prostate Exam at 3AM (70)
  10. It Hurts When I Do This (64)
  11. Smells Like Burnt Asshole (64)
  12. My wife, uh, has worms (61)
  13. A New Boy Toy (55)
  14. I overheard a pt in (52)
  15. Magnets in the Floor (50)
  16. Alien Probe (50)
  17. Call it Schizophrenia (48)
  18. Let the Lord Heal Your Baby (48)
  19. Bang for his Buck (47)
  20. A pikie bloke comes (47)