Had to remove a drain snake that was used in an attempt to retrieve the cap of a spray paint can from patient’s rectum. The paint can came out, but the lid stayed put. Being geniuses, they figured they could puncture the lid with the drain snake. They did manage to puncture the cap, along with perforating patient’s bowels. When he finally came into the the ED, he had a tail, as they had to cut the rest of the 25′ of the drain snake off. Almost died of Peritonitis.