Just after 9/11 idio

Just after 9/11 idiot presented to triage with an anthrax sandwich. I of course asked to view the offending article which was then produced, apparently he had spotted white powder (flour) on the chicken, he would not listen and wanted it sent off for detailed examination; so I ate it in front of him

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