Patient comes in with his girlfriend to triage; presents an empty blister pack of pills to RN.
He state, “I just bought my car used and my girlfriend found these under the seat. She won’t believe that I didn’t take them, so can you tell her that I didn’t take them and do the tests to show her?”
We advised patient’s girlfriend that Viagra does not make you “high” and that there is no lab test available to prove that he took them.
Nothing was settled and patient left arguing with girlfriend.