Sunburned ex-husband

My ex-husband had a really bad sunburn. As a way to relieve the pain, I told him to pat down with vinegar and take a cool shower. He decides rubbing alcohol is a better option to dissipate the heat quicker.

30 minutes later we’re headed to the ER because he’s in extreme pain. The ER nurse says: “Save yourself the 5-hour wait and $600. Go home, fill the tub with tepid water, add 2 quarts of vinegar and get in.”

My ex-husband just stared at the nurse, gave me a nasty look, and stomped out without saying a single word.

The RN grinned like a pumpkin and I let out a good laugh.

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