Patient reported dis

Patient reported discomfort in and around her vagina. Upon investigation, it was ascertained that she had been having sex with her boyfriend when the condom broke. Thinking quickly, in order to avert pregnancy, she douched with the closest thing at hand: a can of cream soda. “It’s fizzy, right? So it should get you real clean.” Hey, at least she didn’t use Pinesol.

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