48yo male @ ER; “my friends played a joke on me & put this bottle on my penis”. 20oz Mountain Dew bottle around his penis. He presented 4AM Saturday morning, but this occurred 11PM Thursday night, so he waits 29 hours to come in. He had cut off all of the bottle except the hard plastic part that the cap screws onto, since that plastic was too thick for his scissors, so when he presented he had the top of the soda bottle around the base of his penis. Severe edema & erythema, OK & d/c after 4 days.