I triaged a very large, very shy woman. I asked her what brought her in to the ER today and she just sat there. I said, “Dear if you don’t tell me what’s wrong, I won’t know how to help you.” Slowly and quietly she proceeds to tell me, “I slammed my boob in the trunk.” I said, “I am going to have to take a look.” The boob looked like a very large blueberry! She stated, “the trunk locked on it and I had to scream for my husband to unlock it.” Priceless!!!
